had to laugh

doing the rounds

TV Licensing guy: "Do you watch live TV sir?"

Guy: "Nah mate, TV's shite, don't even own one. Prefer my music me."

TV Licensing guy: "May I pop inside and look so I can confirm and put that on our system?"

Guy: "I don't have to let you in do I?"

TV Licensing guy: "No sir, but if you're not letting me in when you say you don't own a TV, that gives me reason to believe that you could have a TV and therefore require a license."

Guy: "To be fair mate, the lass at number 23 won't let me in her knickers, that doesn't mean I've got reason to believe that she could have a cock..."